Don't Go To Hospital | Halloween Edition
- Regular Price
- $58.00
- Sale Price
- $58.00
- Regular Price
- $65.00
- Unit Price
- per
Don't Go to the Hospital, Die. Be a Man: Halloween Edition Tee
The classic just rose from the grave.
The original slogan was already a legend: pure, unfiltered, doctor-dodging masculinity. This October, we dragged it through the graveyard and brought it back meaner. Dripping horror-movie lettering, a blood-orange full moon, bats, dead trees, and a skull and crossbones that's clearly never had a check-up in its life.
It's the same timeless advice, now in seasonal packaging. Walk it off. Rub some dirt on it. And if that doesn't work, at least you'll look great at the funeral.
Wear it to the Halloween party, the haunted hayride, or the urgent care you're definitely not going to.
- Halloween remake of the original "Be a Man" design
- Bold orange print that pops on black
- Fitted cut that looks sharp without trying too hard
- Soft, lightweight feel for all-night trick-or-treating (or all-night ignoring that cough)
Limited seasonal drop. Once October's over, this one goes back in the crypt.
Each hoodie is made to order and shipped directly to you.
- United States: Estimated delivery in 5–8 business days
- International: Delivery may take slightly longer depending on location
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