Don't Go to the Hospital (Short Sleeve T-shirt)
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- $44.95
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Unleash your inner man with our classic BAM tee, because why opt for a hospital when you can just, well, not?
Let's face it, men are notorious for dodging the inevitable - like doctor visits. But why worry when you can wear your stubbornness proudly on your chest? This shirt isn't just clothing, it's a statement.
Crafted from 100% combed ring-spun cotton, this tee is softer than a puppy's belly and lighter than your excuses. With a snug fit that's as reliable as your refusal to ask for directions, it's the ultimate wardrobe essential.
So, grab your shirt and remember: real men don't just wear shirts, they wear stubbornness.
• Pre-shrunk to withstand even the toughest laundry days
• Fabric Weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
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