Any excuse will do
Pick his occasion
Whatever it is, he gets called out by name and told exactly what he needs to hear.
- Birthday
- Turning 30
- Turning 40
- Turning 50
- Wedding
- Bachelor Party
- Anniversary
- Divorce
- New Dad
- New Job
- Lost Job
- Retirement
- Still Lives With Mom
- Won't Propose
- Midlife Crisis
- Father's Day
- Just Because
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Three steps
How it works
You write a short note. The Be a Man Guy does the rest.
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Write your instructions
On the order page, before checkout. Who he is. What's going on. What he needs to hear. Be specific — "roast my brother Dave, 40, still lives with Mom" gets you gold.
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Get your reel
30 seconds of pure no-nonsense, recorded just for him. We email you a link to watch or download it.
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Send it to him
Watch him squirm. Take the credit. Replayed at every family dinner until he dies.
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The math
Cheaper than a card he'll throw away
A comedian on Cameo runs you $60 to $300+ and can take a week. This is one price, one guy, written for him.
A Cameo comedian
$60 – $300+
per video
- Can take up to a week
- Might be a 15-second generic shoutout
- They can decline the request
- You're hoping they read your notes
The Be a Man Guy
$55.97
per roast
- Written from your instructions, not a template
- Calls him out by name
- 30 seconds, no filler
- Sent straight to your inbox
No scripts, no recyclingEvery reel is built from what you tell us about him.
Never shows up? Full refundIf your reel doesn't land in your inbox, you don't pay.
200+ five-star reviewsFrom people whose buddies will never forgive them.
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Questions
Before you roast him
The stuff people ask before they hit the button.
What exactly am I buying?
A 30-second personalised video from the Be a Man Guy, recorded just for the guy you name. He gets called out by name and told exactly what he needs to hear, based on what you tell us.
How does it work?
Hit the button, write your notes on the order page — who he is, what's going on, and what you want said — then check out. The Be a Man Guy records the reel and emails you a link to watch or download it. You send it to him. Take the credit.
How long does it take?
Usually within a week. When it's busy it can run up to 10 days. If it's for a specific date, order early — we don't offer a rush option.
What should I write in the instructions?
The more specific, the better the roast. "Roast my brother" gets you something generic. "Roast my brother Dave, just turned 40, still lives with Mom, won't propose to his girlfriend of nine years" gets you gold. His name, the occasion, and the two or three things everyone gives him grief about.
How do I get the video, and how do I send it to him?
Once it's ready we email you a link to watch it or download it. Text it to him, drop it in the group chat, play it at the party, put it on the TV at dinner. It's yours to share however you want.
How brutal is it?
Brutal where it needs to be, funny the whole way through. It's a roast from a guy who loves him, not a takedown. If you want it dialled up or down, say so in your instructions and we'll match it.
Can I get one for a woman, a group, or myself?
Yes. Tell us who it's for in the instructions and we'll aim it properly. Groups work great for weddings, bachelor parties, and office send-offs.
Will it end up on your socials?
Only if it's good enough. If we post it, it's free fame for the guy getting roasted. If you'd rather we didn't, just say so in your instructions.
Can I use this to promote my business?
Different beast. Email sales@bostonbeaman.com for a quote. Business promo orders placed here will be refunded.
What if it never arrives?
Check your spam folder first — it happens. If the email with your link isn't there, contact us and we'll sort it. If your reel doesn't show up, you get a full refund.
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Last call
Don't be the guy who gets him a card.
Thirty seconds. His name. Everything he needs to hear. He'll never forgive you, and he'll never forget it.
Roast him — $55.97★★★★★ 200+ reviews · Usually delivered within a week